Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Hollywood, Part Two

....and now the hound/alaskan team.

Friendly Freddie is the resident brainless wonder.
Keytone is a hard-driving half pointer who can run 17mph and loves every stride. She was once a struggling model who couldn't turn left.
Fox is more educated than the news channel and also agrees that Kayne West is a "jackass."
Sosa is a black athlete. Need I say more? You're right, I should elaborate. He's a REALLY black athlete. Oh c'mon it's a joke.
Brewer works at Seaworld in his off time. However, last summer he refused to free a whale named William, so he may be out of a job.

And the babies are who you've been waiting for.
Brother has a great personality and a gorgeous coat. He's currently working on a wildlife management program. It simply involves sending memos to all forest creatures and asking them "did you get the memo?"
May's idea of a perfect date really IS April 25th. She's a sweatheart and a leader prospect.
Jockey has a perfect build and gate. She's calm and honest. Currently, she wonders why people are shocked to hear that she's afraid of horses.
Star is a pushy little girl who loves to play tug of war. She's not confident in harness yet, but she seems alright with speed. She understands that there's no crying in baseball.

There's also a pesky Labrador running around the place. He's a star athlete and is working on a book deal. His book is simply titled "Pretty," and is filled with pictures of himself. The Bluetick is mainly interested in frisbee and scaring small children. During Halloween, she wonders why she can SMELL children, but not SEE children.

Soooo that's the kennel as I know it. It can get pretty hectic around here, but a good game of Mafia usually keeps everyone's egos in check.

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