"a rose by any other name...."

Well, that's it. The beginning is cliché. You're probably annoyed and miffed as to why I would choose such a mundane quote. The truth? You can't handle the truth! See? It happened again. But for real this time....the reason? I've got to keep it easy for a while. I'm an avid movie-quoter; I should definitely be paid for making certain obscure quotes famous, and with that being said, I currently doubt your ability to keep up with my tidbits. Time Will Tell. (and that? not just a RANDOM quote, but an episode title of Alias)

Now, I'll start with a brief introduction. No, I'm not a boring idiot, I don't want to introduce my damn self; I want to tell you all about my dogs, naturally. And this is where the title comes in...because I'll be telling you their names. Get it now?
Reb has always been a brute. He’s a thick, solid guy with a sweet personality and ravishing good looks. He leads a little bit, but he’s retired due to asthma. Guess what, ladies? He’s single. He’d love it if you took him for long walks on the beach and he’s told me he’s all about cuddling.

Kuz is a lot smaller than Rebbie. He’s also a lot smarter. Kuz works harder, too. Not that Reb’s a bad guy, but Kuzin is the best of the best. If you can get past his obsession with trucks, he turns out to be the best leader boy on the planet. Seriously. He’s a daddy now, so he’s given up drinking on Friday nights and most of his dreams. Only kidding. The only thing he has given up is the custody of his children. Fine, fine—I’ll stop.

Juneau has a very unique name. Give her a break; she was named by an 11 year old. She has always been a tireless worker. June is the first one to hit her harness. She’s been leading since last season and maintains that she’ll keep leading until she can actually CATCH AND DEVOUR one of the many small animals that runs out in front of her on the trail. Shy of that, she said she’d settle for a pet buffalo.

Roary is a looker. She leads also, which makes this litter 4 for 4 in the brains department. She participates often in wet t-shirt contests….meaning that she jumps in the pool and runs at me, trying to get my shirt as wet as possible. If that interests you, stay tuned. That was a joke, a very bad joke.

Then we have little Klondike: the princess of the realm. Oh? You think that’s a joke? She auditioned for the roll of Princess Leia, and won, but backed out because she decided that kissing her brother would have been NASTY.

Last of the grown Siber-dummies is Smokin’ Oakley. I almost feel bad making fun of her because she just had the cutest puppies ever. Oakley can be a knot head. She’s very driven, but not always in the right direction. Her dad invented toaster strudels and her tail is so fluffy because it’s full of secrets.

I’ll stop with the grown sibes for now. I’ll save the babies and the hounds for later. Just so you’re sure to check in again I’ll let you in on a little secret…I have a dog named May and her idea of the perfect date is April 25th……